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Ezekiel 23: 19-20.
- Subject: Ezekiel 23: 19-20.
- From: zen at freedbms.net (Zenaan Harkness)
- Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:28:02 +1000
On Thu, Sep 28, 2017 at 01:21:15PM +1000, Gil May wrote:
> Feeling the stress of life and need for salvation of my sole I randomly
> opened the Bible believing divine guidance will place the needed script
> before my sight. As I opened the Bible it slipped out of my hand and
> landed in my lap with my hand clasped so that my finger was on Ezekiel 23:
> 19-20.
>
>
> Taking that as divine guidance I started to read:
>
> *19* Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the
> days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.
>
> *20* There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like
> those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
>
> OK, own up and confess have you ever been to Egypt?
Well, those who have could probably start a religion or something :)
Seems the thang to do according to L Ron Haggard :D